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The Amazing Race 57

For more information, see The Amazing Race 57.

Teams

Baleia & Nissim - The Whale and jewish Brazilian boy.
Gretchen & Tammy - Singer, dancer and porn actress mother and lesbian daughter who looks like a boy.
Ines & Monique - Brazilian flamboyant Youtube celebrity and her daughter.
Lisa & Justice - Former child actress christian nice lady who has constants #TheAmazingRaceBreakdowns and brother.
Bruno & Chelsea - Brazilian guy who loves Wiki memes and popular girl.
Jynx & Nicki - Pokémon and singer.
Rochelle & Julius - Sassy black loud strict mother and cheap hardworking father who has two jobs.
Laina & Louis - Overly attached girlfriend and overly attached boyfriend.
JJ & Rudy - Radio hosts who got it from their mamak.
Chappy & Elizabeth - Boring teacher and his wife.
Luke & Darth - Jedi son and father from the dark side of the force.

Results

The following teams participated in the Race. Placements are listed in finishing order:

Photo	Team	Relationship	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12
	Rochelle & Julius	Married Parents	3rd	4th	4th	1st	3rd	1st	4th	5th	2nd	1stƒ	2nd	1st	3 - 7
	Ines & Monique	Mother/Daughter	2nd	1st	5th	5th	2nd	2nd	1st>	4th	3rd	3rd	1st	2nd	6 - 5
	Baleia & Nissim	Best Friends	6th	2nd	1st	4th	4th	3rd	2nd	1st	4th	2nd	3rd	3rd	6 - 5
	Lisa & Justice	Brother/Sister	9th	3rd	8th	6th	5th»	6th	5th<	3rd	5th	4th	4th	Eliminated 8th	6 - 5
	Bruno & Chelsea	Dating	1st	7th	2nd	2nd	1st	5th	3rd	2nd	1st	5th	Eliminated 7th		5 - 5
	Laina & Louis	Overly Attached Couple	4th	9th	6th	3rd	6th«	4th	6th	Eliminated 6th					4 - 3
	Gretchen & Thammy	Mother/Unknown	7th	8th	3rd	7th	7th	Eliminated 5th							3 - 2
	JJ & Rudy	Radio Hosts	5th	5th	7th	8th	Eliminated 4th								3 - 1
	Chappy & Elizabeth	Married	10th	6th	9th	Eliminated 3rd									2 - 1
	Jynx & Nicki	Sisters	8th	10th	Eliminated 2nd										1 - 1
	Luke & Darth	Father/Son	11th	Eliminated 1st											0 - 1

Notes

Red = team eliminated.
Orange = non-elimination leg.
Coral = leg number had no mandatory rest period at the Pit Stop and ordered to continue racing.
Purple = team used the Express Pass.
Blue = team who came in last on an elimination leg was saved by the team with the Salvage Pass.
Fuchsia = team used the Salvage Pass to gain a time advantage.
Green ƒ = team won the Fast Forward.
Yellow > = team used Yield • < = team received Yield.
Brown » = team used U-Turn • Brown « = team received U-Turn.
Gold ∪ = team penalized for Automatic U-Turn.
Blue H = team penalized with a Hazard.

Episodes

Episode 1: Luke, I Am Your Leader! - Nicki (United States → Brazil)
Episode 2: I'm Not Just A Pretty Face - Gretchen (Brazil → South Korea)
Episode 3: I Love a Long Baguette - Ines (South Korea → France)
Episode 4: I Got It From My Mamak - Rudy (France → Guatemala)
Episode 5: This Race Is Too Big For Me - Lisa
Episode 6: I Will Slap You Into The Amazing Race 1! - Rochelle (Madagascar → Thailand)
Episode 7: I Don't Need To Do Any Roadblock, My Man Has Two Jobs! - Rochelle (Thailand)
Episode 8: Fui Pra Israel e Curti Demais - Nissim (Thailand → Israel)
Episode 9: It's All About Popularity - Chelsea (Israel → Sweden)
Episode 10: Thank God, Amen! - Ines (Sweden → Australia)
Episode 11: That's a 10 Cents Mint Drops You're Wasting - Julius (Australia → Gabon)
Episode 12: WEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO - Baleia (Gabon → United States)

The Amazing Race 58

For more information, see The Amazing Race 58.

Teams

Angelo & Quimberly - Mary Sue and Marty Stu.
Crystal & GC - Former Olympic medalist sassy woman and ghetto guy who wouldn't eat his rice.
Dilma & Pascaline - President of Brazil and Gabon's High Personal Representative of the Head of State.
Gary & Todd - Gary Coleman and Todd Bridges from Diff'rent Strokes.
Jessie & James - Rocket Team partners.
Katie & Sadie - BFFFL's (Best Female Friends For Life).
Mario & Luigi - Plumber brothers from Mushroom Kingdom.
Mike & Denise - Morbidly obese guy dies constantly and fat lunch lady who sucks at life.
Jacob & Julian - OHF and JER.
Omastar & Lady - Pokémon who twerks and rapper who twerks.
Rachel & Sandra - Survivor two-time winner queen g.oddess who can get loud too wtf? and BB's winner who I don't know anything about because I've never watched BB.

Results

The following teams participated in the Race. Placements are listed in finishing order:

Photo	Team	Relationship	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12
	Omastar & Lady	Twerkers	9th	6th	2nd	8th	7th«	5th	4th	5th	4th	2nd	1st	1st	6 - 6
	Jacob & Julian	TDIFF Wiki's Users	10th	9th	6th	4th	6th	3rd	2nd	4th	3rd	4th	3rd	2nd	6 - 6
	Dilma & Pascaline	Politicians G.oddesses	2nd	4th	4th	5th	3rd»	1st	1st	2nd	2nd	1st	2nd	3rd	6 - 6
	Mario & Luigi	Brothers	4th	5th	5th	3rd	2nd	2nd	6th	1st	1st	3rd	4th	Eliminated 8th	6 - 5
	Crystal & GC	Rice-Loving Friends	7th	2nd	7th	7th	5th	4th	3rd	3rd	5th 2	Eliminated 7th			4 - 42
	Jessie & James	Team Rocket	3rd	7th	8th	2nd	4th»	6th	5th	6th	Eliminated 6th				5 - 3
	Rachel & Sandra	Reality Show Winners	1st	1st	1st	1st	1st	7th	Eliminated 5th						3 - 3
	Katie & Sadie	Best Friends	6th	10th1	9th	6th	8th«	Eliminated 4th							3 - 2
	Gary & Todd	Actors from Diff'rent Strokes	5th	8th	3rd	9th	Eliminated 3rd								2 - 2
	Mike & Denise	Sexy Friends	8th	3rd1	Dead/Eliminated 2nd										0 - 2
	Angelo & Quimberly	G.od & G.oddess	11th	Eliminated 1st											1 - 0

Notes

Note 1: Denise & Mike arrived 3rd at the pit-stop, but Mike died, automatically eliminating them from the race.
Note 2: GC was supposed to have 5 Roadblock overall, but he refused to complete the one in Russia, "Eat Yo' Rice." He and Crystal arrived 3rd, but they took a 4-hour penalty for not finishing the Roadblock, and went to last place.

Red = team eliminated.
Orange = non-elimination leg.
Coral = leg number had no mandatory rest period at the Pit Stop and ordered to continue racing.
Purple = team used the Express Pass.
Blue = team who came in last on an elimination leg was saved by the team with the Salvage Pass.
Fuchsia = team used the Salvage Pass to gain a time advantage.
Green ƒ = team won the Fast Forward.
Yellow > = team used Yield • < = team received Yield.
Brown » = team used U-Turn • Brown « = team received U-Turn.
Gold ∪ = team penalized for Automatic U-Turn.
Blue H = team penalized with a Hazard.

Episodes

Episode 1: What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis? - Gary (United States → Mexico)
Episode 2: I Can Get Loud Too, WTF? - Sandra (Mexico → Panama)
Episode 3: Don't Set Fires on the Big Brother House! - Rachel (Panama → Chile)
Episode 4: Hello, I'm JERealize - Julian (Chile → China)
Episode 5: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - Katie (China → Japan)
Episode 6: Rachel's a Mother$%!%# Bitch - Rachel (Japan → England)
Episode 7: Jacob, Don't Eat the TARDIS! - Julian (England)
Episode 8: Arbok, Poison Sting! - Jessie (England → Italy)
Episode 9: Eat Your Rice! - Crystal (Italy → Russia)
Episode 10: A Rich Country is a Country Without Poverty - Dilma (Russia → Congo)
Episode 11: Phil Likes It When I Make His Ass Vibrate, Twerk - Lady (Congo)
Episode 12: wut InesYahyahyahyah whyHaeDaFung - Jacob (Congo → United States)

The Amazing Race 59

Teams

Mary & Liliana - Who? and Who?
Madruga & Madroga - Poor guy who has had 547935656 jobs and owes 14 months of rent and his cousin.
Charlie & Marcus - Gay couple Friends from Survivor: Gabon.
Danielle & Amanda - Horse and livid girl who were had a catfight for an idol clue on Survivor.
Amanda & Miley - Messed up former child stars.
Jeff & Sarah - Naked Survivor host and Survivor contestant who loves him.
Jeff & No One - Retired Basevall player and his biggest fan.
Snooki & Oompa Loompa - Ridiculously tanned Jersey Shore star and Oompa Loompa.
Muriel & Eustace - Sweet old lady and grumpy old guy.
Bozena & Zezé - Brazilian maid from Pato Branco and gossip Brazilian maid.
Isabel & Carlos - Brazilian former prostitute who barely speaks English and her one-night stand.

Results

The following teams participated in the Race. Placements are listed in finishing order:

Photo	Team	Relationship	11	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12
	Mary & Liliana	Who?
	Muriel & Eustace	Married Couple	3rd	2nd	2nd	3rd	4th	1st	3rd	4th	3rd	2nd	2nd	1st	7 - 6
	Madruga & Madroga	Cousins	2nd	5th	3rd	7th	1st	2nd	4th	5th	2nd	1st	3rd	2nd	7 - 6
	Isabel & Carlos	One-Night Stands	8th	3rd	1st	2nd	6th	6th	2nd	3rd	1st	4th	1st	3rd	7 - 6
	Bozena & Zezé	Brazilian Maids	5th	1st	5th	5th	2nd	4th	1st	2nd	4th	3rd	4th	Eliminated 7th	6 - 6
	Jeff & No One	Former Baseball Player/Fan	4th	6th	6th	1st	3rd	5th	5th	1st	5th	Eliminated 6th			5 - 5
	Jeff & Sarah	Stalkee/Stalker	1st	7th	8th«	4th	5th	3rd	6th	6th	Eliminated 5th				5 - 4
	Danielle & Amanda	Survivor "Enemies"	7th	4th	4th	6th	7th	Eliminated 4th							3 - 3
	Amanda & Miley	Former Child Stars	9th	8th	7th»	8th	Eliminated 3rd								2 - 3
	Charlie & Marcus	Gay couple Friends	6th	9th	Eliminated 2nd										1 - 2
	Snooki & Oompa Loompa	Siblings	10th	Eliminated 1st											1 - 1

Notes

Note 1: Leg 1 featured two Roadblocks and no Detour. The team member who sat out the first Roadblock was required to perform the second one.

Red = team eliminated.
Orange = non-elimination leg.
Coral = leg number had no mandatory rest period at the Pit Stop and ordered to continue racing.
Purple = team used the Express Pass.
Blue = team who came in last on an elimination leg was saved by the team with the Salvage Pass.
Fuchsia = team used the Salvage Pass to gain a time advantage.
Green ƒ = team won the Fast Forward.
Yellow > = team used Yield • < = team received Yield.
Brown » = team used U-Turn • Brown « = team received U-Turn.
Gold ∪ = team penalized for Automatic U-Turn.
Blue H = team penalized with a Hazard.

Episodes

Episode 1: I'm Livid! - Amanda (from Danielle & Amanda) (United States → Brazil)
Episode 2: "Here in Pato Branco, There's A Guy Who Died After Eating Açai... - Bozena (Brazil)
Episode 3: I ALWAYS RAPED JEFF - Sarah (Brazil → Colombia)
Episode 4: Enfia Uma Bola de Boliche No Seu Cu, Seu Filho da Puta - Isabel (Colombia → New Zealand)
Episode 5: *Neigh* - Danielle (New Zealand → South Africa)
Episode 6: There's Nothing More Hard-Working Than Not Working - Madruga (South Africa → Egypt)
Episode 7: Good People Must Love Their Enemies - Madruga (Egypt)
Episode 8: Bring Me Your Torch, Probst - Sarah (Egypt → Philippines)
Episode 9: I Wanna See You Call Me "Peanuts" - Zezé (Philippines → Bangladesh)
Episode 10: Stupid Dog! - Eustace (Bangladesh → France)
Episode 11: Eustace, Be Kind With Mr. Keoghan - Muriel (France → Switzerland)
Episode 12: I'm Still Competing - Who? (Switzerland → United States)

The Amazing Race 60

Teams

Aaryn & Colton - Racist southern girl from Big Brother and racist gay guy from Survivor.
Blaineley & Marilyn - Former Celebrity Manhunt hostess diva and selfish, impatient and a little insecure diva.
Doctor & Rose - The time lord and his companion.
Jason & Stick - Dumb guy from Survivor and just a fucking stick.
Kamilla & Eliéser - Trainwreck g.oddess and douche from Big Brother Brasil.
Magda & Caco - Extremelly dumb woman and rich guy who hates Parvati poverty.
Pepê & Neném - One-hit twin singers who disappeared from midia but suddenly re-appeared after admiting they are lesbians.
Redonda & Sunshine - Morbidly obese lady from a Brazilian soap opera and Matt girl.
RyAn & Emo - Sexist users from Survivor sucks.
Tim & Ferdinand - The dog and the cat.
Toad & Crabbydad - Jewish gamer guy and frequently pissed off dad.

Results

The following teams participated in the Race. Placements are listed in finishing order:

Photo	Team	Relationship	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12
	Aaryn & Colton	Racists
	Blaineley & Marilyn	Divas
	Doctor & Rose	Partners
	Jason & Stick	Best Friends
	Kamilla & Eliéser	Dating Model/BBB Contestants
	Magda & Caco	Married Couple
	Pepê & Neném	Lesbian Twins/Singers
	Redonda & Sunshine	Obese Women
	RyAn & Emo	Sexist Sucksters
	Tim & Ferdinand	Animals
	Toad & Crabbydad	Father/Son

Notes

Note 1: Leg 1 featured two Roadblocks and no Detour. The team member who sat out the first Roadblock was required to perform the second one.

Red = team eliminated.
Orange = non-elimination leg.
Coral = leg number had no mandatory rest period at the Pit Stop and ordered to continue racing.
Purple = team used the Express Pass.
Blue = team who came in last on an elimination leg was saved by the team with the Salvage Pass.
Fuchsia = team used the Salvage Pass to gain a time advantage.
Green ƒ = team won the Fast Forward.
Yellow > = team used Yield • < = team received Yield.
Brown » = team used U-Turn • Brown « = team received U-Turn.
Gold ∪ = team penalized for Automatic U-Turn.
Blue H = team penalized with a Hazard.

Episodes

Coming soon.