The Amazing Race 57[]
For more information, see The Amazing Race 57.
Teams[]
Baleia & Nissim - The Whale and jewish Brazilian boy.
Gretchen & Tammy - Singer, dancer and porn actress mother and lesbian daughter who looks like a boy.
Ines & Monique - Brazilian flamboyant Youtube celebrity and her daughter.
Lisa & Justice - Former child actress christian nice lady who has constants #TheAmazingRaceBreakdowns and brother.
Bruno & Chelsea - Brazilian guy who loves Wiki memes and popular girl.
Jynx & Nicki - Pokémon and singer.
Rochelle & Julius - Sassy black loud strict mother and cheap hardworking father who has two jobs.
Laina & Louis - Overly attached girlfriend and overly attached boyfriend.
JJ & Rudy - Radio hosts who got it from their mamak.
Chappy & Elizabeth - Boring teacher and his wife.
Luke & Darth - Jedi son and father from the dark side of the force.
Results[]
The following teams participated in the Race. Placements are listed in finishing order:
Notes[]
Red = team eliminated.
Orange = non-elimination leg.
Coral = leg number had no mandatory rest period at the Pit Stop and ordered to continue racing.
Purple = team used the Express Pass.
Blue = team who came in last on an elimination leg was saved by the team with the Salvage Pass.
Fuchsia = team used the Salvage Pass to gain a time advantage.
Green ƒ = team won the Fast Forward.
Yellow > = team used Yield • < = team received Yield.
Brown » = team used U-Turn • Brown « = team received U-Turn.
Gold ∪ = team penalized for Automatic U-Turn.
Blue H = team penalized with a Hazard.
Episodes[]
Episode 1: Luke, I Am Your Leader! - Nicki (United States → Brazil)
Episode 2: I'm Not Just A Pretty Face - Gretchen (Brazil → South Korea)
Episode 3: I Love a Long Baguette - Ines (South Korea → France)
Episode 4: I Got It From My Mamak - Rudy (France → Guatemala)
Episode 5: This Race Is Too Big For Me - Lisa
Episode 6: I Will Slap You Into The Amazing Race 1! - Rochelle (Madagascar → Thailand)
Episode 7: I Don't Need To Do Any Roadblock, My Man Has Two Jobs! - Rochelle (Thailand)
Episode 8: Fui Pra Israel e Curti Demais - Nissim (Thailand → Israel)
Episode 9: It's All About Popularity - Chelsea (Israel → Sweden)
Episode 10: Thank God, Amen! - Ines (Sweden → Australia)
Episode 11: That's a 10 Cents Mint Drops You're Wasting - Julius (Australia → Gabon)
Episode 12: WEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO - Baleia (Gabon → United States)
The Amazing Race 58[]
For more information, see The Amazing Race 58.
Teams[]
Angelo & Quimberly - Mary Sue and Marty Stu.
Crystal & GC - Former Olympic medalist sassy woman and ghetto guy who wouldn't eat his rice.
Dilma & Pascaline - President of Brazil and Gabon's High Personal Representative of the Head of State.
Gary & Todd - Gary Coleman and Todd Bridges from Diff'rent Strokes.
Jessie & James - Rocket Team partners.
Katie & Sadie - BFFFL's (Best Female Friends For Life).
Mario & Luigi - Plumber brothers from Mushroom Kingdom.
Mike & Denise - Morbidly obese guy dies constantly and fat lunch lady who sucks at life.
Jacob & Julian - OHF and JER.
Omastar & Lady - Pokémon who twerks and rapper who twerks.
Rachel & Sandra - Survivor two-time winner queen g.oddess who can get loud too wtf? and BB's winner who I don't know anything about because I've never watched BB.
Results[]
The following teams participated in the Race. Placements are listed in finishing order:
Notes[]
Note 1: Denise & Mike arrived 3rd at the pit-stop, but Mike died, automatically eliminating them from the race.
Note 2: GC was supposed to have 5 Roadblock overall, but he refused to complete the one in Russia, "Eat Yo' Rice." He and Crystal arrived 3rd, but they took a 4-hour penalty for not finishing the Roadblock, and went to last place.
Red = team eliminated.
Orange = non-elimination leg.
Coral = leg number had no mandatory rest period at the Pit Stop and ordered to continue racing.
Purple = team used the Express Pass.
Blue = team who came in last on an elimination leg was saved by the team with the Salvage Pass.
Fuchsia = team used the Salvage Pass to gain a time advantage.
Green ƒ = team won the Fast Forward.
Yellow > = team used Yield • < = team received Yield.
Brown » = team used U-Turn • Brown « = team received U-Turn.
Gold ∪ = team penalized for Automatic U-Turn.
Blue H = team penalized with a Hazard.
Episodes[]
Episode 1: What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis? - Gary (United States → Mexico)
Episode 2: I Can Get Loud Too, WTF? - Sandra (Mexico → Panama)
Episode 3: Don't Set Fires on the Big Brother House! - Rachel (Panama → Chile)
Episode 4: Hello, I'm JERealize - Julian (Chile → China)
Episode 5: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - Katie (China → Japan)
Episode 6: Rachel's a Mother$%!%# Bitch - Rachel (Japan → England)
Episode 7: Jacob, Don't Eat the TARDIS! - Julian (England)
Episode 8: Arbok, Poison Sting! - Jessie (England → Italy)
Episode 9: Eat Your Rice! - Crystal (Italy → Russia)
Episode 10: A Rich Country is a Country Without Poverty - Dilma (Russia → Congo)
Episode 11: Phil Likes It When I Make His Ass Vibrate, Twerk - Lady (Congo)
Episode 12: wut InesYahyahyahyah whyHaeDaFung - Jacob (Congo → United States)
The Amazing Race 59[]
Teams[]
Mary & Liliana - Who? and Who?
Madruga & Madroga - Poor guy who has had 547935656 jobs and owes 14 months of rent and his cousin.
Charlie & Marcus - Gay couple Friends from Survivor: Gabon.
Danielle & Amanda - Horse and livid girl who were had a catfight for an idol clue on Survivor.
Amanda & Miley - Messed up former child stars.
Jeff & Sarah - Naked Survivor host and Survivor contestant who loves him.
Jeff & No One - Retired Basevall player and his biggest fan.
Snooki & Oompa Loompa - Ridiculously tanned Jersey Shore star and Oompa Loompa.
Muriel & Eustace - Sweet old lady and grumpy old guy.
Bozena & Zezé - Brazilian maid from Pato Branco and gossip Brazilian maid.
Isabel & Carlos - Brazilian former prostitute who barely speaks English and her one-night stand.
Results[]
The following teams participated in the Race. Placements are listed in finishing order:
Notes[]
Note 1: Leg 1 featured two Roadblocks and no Detour. The team member who sat out the first Roadblock was required to perform the second one.
Red = team eliminated.
Orange = non-elimination leg.
Coral = leg number had no mandatory rest period at the Pit Stop and ordered to continue racing.
Purple = team used the Express Pass.
Blue = team who came in last on an elimination leg was saved by the team with the Salvage Pass.
Fuchsia = team used the Salvage Pass to gain a time advantage.
Green ƒ = team won the Fast Forward.
Yellow > = team used Yield • < = team received Yield.
Brown » = team used U-Turn • Brown « = team received U-Turn.
Gold ∪ = team penalized for Automatic U-Turn.
Blue H = team penalized with a Hazard.
Episodes[]
Episode 1: I'm Livid! - Amanda (from Danielle & Amanda) (United States → Brazil)
Episode 2: "Here in Pato Branco, There's A Guy Who Died After Eating Açai... - Bozena (Brazil)
Episode 3: I ALWAYS RAPED JEFF - Sarah (Brazil → Colombia)
Episode 4: Enfia Uma Bola de Boliche No Seu Cu, Seu Filho da Puta - Isabel (Colombia → New Zealand)
Episode 5: *Neigh* - Danielle (New Zealand → South Africa)
Episode 6: There's Nothing More Hard-Working Than Not Working - Madruga (South Africa → Egypt)
Episode 7: Good People Must Love Their Enemies - Madruga (Egypt)
Episode 8: Bring Me Your Torch, Probst - Sarah (Egypt → Philippines)
Episode 9: I Wanna See You Call Me "Peanuts" - Zezé (Philippines → Bangladesh)
Episode 10: Stupid Dog! - Eustace (Bangladesh → France)
Episode 11: Eustace, Be Kind With Mr. Keoghan - Muriel (France → Switzerland)
Episode 12: I'm Still Competing - Who? (Switzerland → United States)
The Amazing Race 60[]
Teams[]
Aaryn & Colton - Racist southern girl from Big Brother and racist gay guy from Survivor.
Blaineley & Marilyn - Former Celebrity Manhunt hostess diva and selfish, impatient and a little insecure diva.
Doctor & Rose - The time lord and his companion.
Jason & Stick - Dumb guy from Survivor and just a fucking stick.
Kamilla & Eliéser - Trainwreck g.oddess and douche from Big Brother Brasil.
Magda & Caco - Extremelly dumb woman and rich guy who hates Parvati poverty.
Pepê & Neném - One-hit twin singers who disappeared from midia but suddenly re-appeared after admiting they are lesbians.
Redonda & Sunshine - Morbidly obese lady from a Brazilian soap opera and Matt girl.
RyAn & Emo - Sexist users from Survivor sucks.
Tim & Ferdinand - The dog and the cat.
Toad & Crabbydad - Jewish gamer guy and frequently pissed off dad.
Results[]
The following teams participated in the Race. Placements are listed in finishing order:
Notes[]
Note 1: Leg 1 featured two Roadblocks and no Detour. The team member who sat out the first Roadblock was required to perform the second one.
Red = team eliminated.
Orange = non-elimination leg.
Coral = leg number had no mandatory rest period at the Pit Stop and ordered to continue racing.
Purple = team used the Express Pass.
Blue = team who came in last on an elimination leg was saved by the team with the Salvage Pass.
Fuchsia = team used the Salvage Pass to gain a time advantage.
Green ƒ = team won the Fast Forward.
Yellow > = team used Yield • < = team received Yield.
Brown » = team used U-Turn • Brown « = team received U-Turn.
Gold ∪ = team penalized for Automatic U-Turn.
Blue H = team penalized with a Hazard.
Episodes[]
Coming soon.