Toad's TARs

The Amazing Race 94[]

See here for synopses and shit.

Picture	Team	Relationship	Legs												Roadblocks performed
Picture	Team	Relationship	1	2	3¹	4	5	6	7¹	8	9	10¹	11	12	Roadblocks performed
	Brandon & Phillip	Narcists	7th	8th	9th	6th	6th	6th	4th	1st	2nd	2nd	3rd	1st	Brandon 6, Phillip 6
	Courtney & Stephen	Dating	4th	3rd	2nd	5th	1st	4th	3rd	2nd	3rd	1st	2nd	2nd	Courtney 6, Stephen 6
File:Ari&Lauren.png	Ari & Lauren	Friends...?	3rd	6th	1st	2nd	3rd	5th	2nd	3rd	1st	4th	1st	3rd	Ari 6, Lauren 6
File:Erin&Chelsea.png	Erin & Chelsea	Best Friends	5th	2nd	4th	1st	2nd	2nd	6th	5th	4th	3rd	4th		Erin 6, Chelsea 5
	Toad & Crabbydad	Son/Father	2nd	9th	8th	7th	7th	1st	5th	4th	5th				Toad 5, Crabbydad 4
	Marina & Diamond	Hipster Friends	10th	4th	5th	8th	5th	3rd	1st	6th					Marina 6, Diamond 2
	Dan & Torque	Football Players	1st	1st	7th	4th	4th	7th							Dan 2, Torque 4
	Beldam & Vivian	Sisters	8th	5th	6th	3rd	8th								Beldam 0, Vivian 5
File:Mariah&Kyle.png	Mariah & Kyle	Dating	6th	7th	3rd	9th									Mariah 2, Kyle 2
	Ryno & Mary	Ex-Lovers	8th	10th											Ryno 2, Mary 0
	Austin & Justin	Teen Idols	11th												Austin 1, Justin 0

¹ = Non-elimination leg

Teams[]

Ari & Lauren - Sweet girl and girl who swears constantly

Austin & Justin - Douchey teen stars who hate their fans

Beldam & Vivian - Evil old lady who constantly yells at submissive girl and submissive girl

Brandon & Phillip - Exactly who they are on Survivor

Courtney & Stephen - Deadpan snarker and nerdy Jewish man

Dan & Torque - Quiet white Mormon guy and loud black man

Erin & Chelsea - Short formerly Jersey Shore-obsessed girl and queen bee

Mariah & Kyle - Secretly evil but sweet-looking girl and nerdy boyfriend

Marina & Diamond - Semi-famous singer and thebiggestmarinafan

Ryno & Mary - First one-person team in the history of TAR

Toad & Crabbydad - Sarcastic teen and frequently pissed off dad

The Amazing Race 95[]

Picture	Team	Relationship	Legs												Roadblocks performed
Picture	Team	Relationship	1	2	3	4	5¹	6	7	8¹	9	10	11	12	Roadblocks performed
File:Kendall&Zubat.png	Kendall & Zubat	Annoying Bitches	7th	2nd	7th	2nd	7th	2nd	5th	3rd	2nd	2nd	1st	1st	Kendall 6, Zubat 6
	Peach & Bowser	Princess/Kidnapper	6th	6th	6th	3rd	6th	6th	4th	2nd	1st	1st	2nd	2nd	Peach 6, Bowser 6
	Cochran & Malcolm	Unfunny Tweeters	2nd	9th	5th	4th	1st	5th	3rd	1st	4th	4th	3rd	3rd	Cochran 6, Malcolm 6
	Elesa & Skyla	Gym Leaders	5th	1st	3rd	7th	2nd	3rd	2nd	5th	3rd	3rd	4th		Elesa 6, Skyla 5
	Kevvy & Lucah	Fapper/Fappee	4th	7th	4th	1st	4th	1st	1st	4th	5th				Kevvy 4, Lucah 5
	Erinn & Eliza	Survivor G.oddesses	9th	4th	2nd	5th	3rd	4th	6th						Erinn 3, Eliza 4
File:Kevin&Shawn.png	Kevin & Shawn	Asians	3rd	8th	1st	6th	5th	7th							Kevin 3, Shawn 3
	Nick & Moritz	Folk Singers	1st	5th	8th	8th									Nick 3, Moritz 1
	Peter & Lloyd	YouTubers	8th	3rd	9th										Peter 1, Lloyd 2
	Bonnibel & Marceline	Frenemies	10th	10th											Bonnibel 1, Marceline 1
File:Roz&Blue.png	Roz & Blue	Dating	11th												Roz 0, Blue 1

¹ = Non-elimination leg

Teams[]

Bonnibel & Marceline - Benevolent princess and gothic vampire girl

Cochran & Malcolm - Identical to who they are on Survivor, but glued to their phones

Elesa & Skyla - G.oddess gym leaders

Eliza & Erinn - Just like how they are on Survivor

Kendall & Zubat - Whiny "attractive" teen girl and annoying Pokemon

Kevin & Shawn - Asian who pretends to be gay and twerks and Asian who is obsessed with video games

Kevvy & Lucah - Pervy young boy and potty-mouthed female LPer

Nick & Moritz - Cheerleader and father, both of whom sing folk music

Peach & Bowser - Generic personality-less princess and lonely man who kidnaps her frequently

Peter & Lloyd - Borewhores who do nothing except Lloyd occasionally saying something snarky but are loved due to their fanbases

Roz & Blue - Genki girl and laid-back (stoned?) boyfriend

The Amazing Race 96[]

Note: This season is noncanon since I had no desire to complete it due to the lackluster cast.

Picture	Team	Relationships	Legs												Roadblocks performed
Picture	Team	Relationships	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	Roadblocks performed
	Abi & RC	Best Friends	1st												Abi 0, RC 1
	Aras & Vytas	Brothers	6th												Aras 1, Vytas 0
	Billy & Candice	Lovers	9th												Billy 0, Candice 1
	Cackletta & Fawful	Evildoers	10th												Cackletta 1, Fawful 0
File:Eddie&Jenn.png	Eddie & Jenn	Dating	2nd												Eddie 1, Jenn 0
	JJamess & Reeve	Best Wiki Characters	3rd												JJamess 0, Reeve 1
	Keegan & Jordan	Comedians	5th												Keegan 0, Jordan 1
	Kip & LaFawnduh	Online Dating	8th												Kip 0, LaFawnduh 1
	Mika & Ariana	Singers	4th												Mika 1, Ariana 0
	Whitney & Miltank	Trainer/Pokemon	7th												Whitney 1, Miltank 0
	Kim & North	Mother/Daughter	11th												Kim 0, North 1

Teams[]

Abi & RC - Extremely bitchy Brazilian girl and extremely bitchy Jewish girl

Aras & Vytas - Indie music making yoga instructor brothers

Billy & Candice - Obese guy who sucks at racing and young attractive blonde of the season

Cackletta & Fawful - Evil witch and eccentric henchman who always has fury

Eddie & Jenn - That huge douche from Survivor: India and his girlfriend who seems way too cool for him

JJamess & Reeve - Very, very, very, very, very, very hot and attractive guy and extremely manly guy

Keegan & Jordan - Comedians who are actually funny

Kim & North - Promiscuous woman who is famous for being famous, and her infant daughter

Kip & LaFawnduh - Nerd and strong independent black woman

Mika & Ariana - Flamboyant singer and extremely short but g.oddess singer

Whitney & Miltank - Satan incarnate

The Amazing Race 97[]

Picture	Team	Relationship	Legs												Roadblocks performed
Picture	Team	Relationship	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	Roadblocks performed
	Wulfric & Windzette	Dating...?	10th	4th	6th	2nd	6th	7th	2nd	4th	1st	3rd	1st	1st	Wulfric 6, Windzette 6
	Leafeon & Lauren	Exes	4th	3rd	2nd	7th	4th	3rd	6th	2nd	3rd	2nd	2nd	2nd	Leafeon 7, Lauren 5
	Tom & Hustin	Dorks	8th	6th	8th	6th	1st	2nd	3rd	5th	4th	4th	3rd	3rd	Tom 6, Hustin 6
	Goomy & God	Deities	1st	1st	1st	8th	2nd	1st	4th	1st	5th	1st	4th		Goomy 5, God 6
File:Alice&Luna.png	Alice & Luna	Blonde Brits	7th	2nd	3rd	1st	3rd	4th	5th	3rd	2nd	5th			Alice 5, Luna 5
File:Kevin&Matt.png	Kevin & Matt	Sucksters	3rd	5th	7th	3rd	7th	5th	1st	6th					Kevin 4, Matt 4
	Mrs. Grendel & Grendel	Mother/Son	6th	9th	5th	4th	5th	6th	7th						Mrs. Grendel 4, Grendel 3
	Marge & Jenzie	Married	2nd	7th	4th	5th	8th								Marge 3, Jenzie 2
File:Charlie&Noah.png	Charlie & Noah	Douches	5th	8th	9th	9th									Charlie 3, Noah 1
	Vernon & Petunia	Married	9th	10th											Vernon 1, Petunia 1
	Lorde & Taylor	Best Friends	11th												Lorde 1, Taylor 0

Teams[]

Alice & Luna - British girls, one is a wizard while the other is one of toadsexcrushes

Charlie & Noah - Tall douchey guy and short douchey guy

Goomy & God - Our lord and savior Himself, and homeschooled guy

Kevin & Matt - Quiz bowl lover and Sierra Reed lover

Leafeon & Lauren - Pokemon-obsessed weirdo and his ex-girlfriend who despises him

Lorde & Taylor - 17-year-old "singer" or something and talentless "country" singer

Marge & Jenzie - Tengagers with a mutual attraction

Mrs. Grendel & Grendel - Monstrous water witch and her even more monstrous son

Tom & Hustin - Dork (whose real name is Mr. Pantsito) and his idol

Vernon & Petunia - Obese evil uncle of Harry Potter and his snotty wife

Wulfric & Windzette - Fat old gym leader who lives in a snowing city and his biggest fan

The Amazing Race 98[]

Picture	Team	Team Name	Legs												Roadblocks performed
Picture	Team	Team Name	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	Roadblocks performed
File:ClareFrancesca.png	Clare & Francesca	#TeamVirginia	8th	6th	8th	3rd	7th	3rd	7th	6th	3rd	4th	2nd	1st	Clare 6, Francesca 6
	Scott & Robyn	#DatingMusicians	6th	7th	3rd	8th	8th	1st	2nd	5th	5th	1st	3rd	2nd	Scott 6, Robyn 6
	Lemmy & Iggy	#BadBrothers	1st	1st	9th	7th	2nd	2nd	3rd	2nd	4th	3rd	1st	3rd	Lemmy 6, Iggy 6
	Shrek & Donkey	#SwampGoers	5th	5th	1st	5th	4th	6th	1st	3rd	2nd	2nd	4th		Shrek 6, Donkey 5
	Scarlett & Max	#DiabolicalMinds	9th	2nd	4th	2nd	3rd	4th	6th	1st	1st	5th			Scarlett 6, Max 4
	Noah & Owen	#TeamTotalDrama	4th	8th	1st	1st	5th	7th	5th	4th	6th				Noah 5, Owen 4
File:MonicaKim.png	Monica & Kim	#TheDerbyGirls	10th	9th	7th	9th	6th	5th	4th	7th					Monica 4, Kim 4
	Crystal & GC	#RiceBuddies	7th	10th	10th	4th	1st	8th	8th						Crystal 5, GC 2
	Nicole & Victoria	#BigBrother	2nd	3rd	5th	6th	9th								Nicole 3, Victoria 2
	Tim & Oscar	#TheDoppelgängers	3rd	4th	6th	10th									Tim 2, Oscar 2
File:BerniceJordan.png	Bernice & Jordan	#"Hipster""Friends"	11th	11th	11th										Bernice 1, Jordan 2