jeff; hello welcome to survivor
eliza; i brought my bags
twila; shut up your going home next
eliza; oh no
jeff; shut up
rory; IM A GROWN ASS MAN
jeff; boys vs girls k
mia; sexist!!
jeff; shut up i hate this cast
20 minutes later
jeff; this is my public aplogoy for killing a native and this does not reflct csb or nything
ami; im voting you out next
jeff; shut up bitch anyway first imminuty challenge
chris; boys win
girls; no we win
jeff; boys win
girls; wut
production; no jeff we talked about this
jeff; girls win
girls; yay
jeff; vote out like 5 people tonight
chris; im secretly a girl
chad; wait really *mouth drops open*
chris; yes
chris (conf); no
sarge; make fire
rory; no
sarge; yes
jeff; team swap
both; aw
scout; im lesbian
ami; same
scout and ami; *makes out*
scout; sorry annie *cris*
ami; im sorry
scout; heartattack
dead day 14
jeff; tribal council
eliza; i brought my things
leann; twila were good right
twila; yes i swear on my son
jeff; leann youre eliminated
leann; wut
james; *dies*
ami; not cool
twila; sorry
eliza; i brought my bags
jeff; also brady is eliminated
chris; who
brady; im the fbi agent
chris; oh
jeff; and lisa
ami; bitch
jeff; plus j.p.
j.p.; waht
jeff; hell john k. too get out
john k; but
jeff; no
next day
chad; im disabled
sarge; o
chad; arent i have a strong heart
sarge; yeah i guess hey julie nice ass
julie; thanks
sarge; *moons her*
julie; oh ok
jeff; final immunity challenge
eliza; i brought my things
jeff; you have to get pigs
eliza; oh no
chad; yay
chris; no balance beam?
jeff; on a balance beam
chris; shit
jeff; go
sarge; i win
jeff; nope you need a pig
sarge; oh
chris; i win
jeff; chris wins
chris; i have risen from the bottom to the top
jeff; stop hogging my screentime
eliza; aw
jeff; elimination time
eliza; i have my things
jeff; if youre a girl youre eliminated
girls; aw
production; bad jeff
jeff; ok sorry if your a boy and your not chris your eliminated
boys that arent chris; aw
chris; sweet
jeff; also if your name isnt twila you can go home
twila; yay
jeff; so jury have anything to say??
chris; just so you no i brought julies cap and i think everyones awesome
twila; my son died
jeff; ok see you in la
in la
jeff; the winner of survivor vunuutu
chris; me
twila; no me
jeff; sandra dias-twine
chris; wut
sandra; I CAN WIN TOO WTF
the end