TDIFF Drinking Game - Updated Edition

Every time a vertical PJ is successful, finish your drink.
Every time someone spams the letter "a" or a period repeatedly, take a sip for each one.
Every time Bruno says something to do with a meme, take a drink. If the meme happens to be Brazilian, take two.
Take a drink if Bruno and Mana reference some sort of obscure Brazilian cultural reference on chat. If Muffine is there, take a shot.
Every time someone is kicked from chat, take a shot.
Every time someone is banned from chat, take two shots. If they're unbanned shortly after, take another.
Every time an ironic :) or :^) happens, take a sip.
If Jax mentions a female pop star, take a drink.
If Jax shits on the others' music taste, take another drink.
If the others shit on Jax's music taste, take a tiny sip because this happens way too often
If someone posts a Brantsteele cast, take a shot.
If nobody says anything about said Brantsteele cast, take another shot.
If Survivor says something negative about Kyle Jason, take a shot (and proceed to get alcohol poisoning after 5 minutes)
If Toad mentions his IRL life, take a shot.
If he mentions someone by name, take another one.
If someone comes onto chat drunk, take four shots in quick succession to join them.
If Gideon or Jay come on chat, finish your drink.
If Gideon RPs, drink a keg of Everclear.
If Survivor discussion is happening, take a drink.
If the Survivor discussion gets intense, take a shot.
If someone posts their edgic, take a shot.
If Dra changes his avatar, finish your drink.
If Dra or Jax leads someone to PM to discuss random.org Survivor, take a drink.
If Dra mentions TV Stars, take a drink.
If Dra bitches about some RP, take a shot.
If TBTDIF, Toad, or MrE rambles about music while nobody listens, take a drink.
If someone actually responds to said ramblings who is not TBTDIF, Toad, or MrE, take two drinks.
If the word "coitus" is used, take a shot.
If Nate talks about politics, take a drink.
If Nate starts yelling about French music, take a drink.
If Sunny says "night all" after not talking for an hour, take a shot.
Take another shot if it's before 9:00 PM.